Monday, October 7, 2013

Marvel One Shot - Agent Carter - A 14 Minute Lesson in Superior Female Butt Whipping




Perhaps the true jewel of the Iron Man 3 Blu-Ray set is the inclusion of Marvel One Shot's Agent Carter. Following his supposed death in a plane crash, Captain America's love interest has moved on with her life and become a field agent in the origins of Howard Stark's S.H.I.E.L.D. Constantly put in her place by the male dominate agency, Carter picks up a phone call one night that prompts her into action. And its action she delivers.

There is more action and interest in the 14 minutes of Agent Carter than the last 60 minutes of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Perhaps Marvel may need to rethink this thing out.


Iron Man 3 - A Mixed Bag


Iron Man 3 was a big step up from Iron Man 2, perhaps the worst film in Marvel's Cinematic Universe, it kind of runs head and head with Thor at the bottom of the barrel. While Robert Downey Jr., probably out of shear boredom with the character, reaches and stretches his Tony Stark character in the new situations - now suffering from pannick attacks and severe anxiety. It's a bit over dramatic for this character and story the plot would be better served as a direct line ass whooping (see Iron Man 1).

Did we need to see 42 remote control iron men at the film's climax when one real would with Stark in ti would do? Do we need Don Cheadle's Iron Patriot / War Machine? No.... not really.

What we do need is more of Gwenyth Paltrow who become the real focal point of these movies. She shines while the rest of the movie throws in everything but the kitchen sink.





Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D Bogs Down




So I watched the second episode of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D a few days ago. I've already forgotten about it except the appearance of Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury at the end. Forgetting about a show a within a day or two of watching it is a sign of I'm getting old or the show just was very memorable. Well... both could be true....but in this case, the second S.H.I.E.L.D installment just didn't do much for me. It was just king of plodding. Here is my big criticism of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - too big of a cast requiring air time to develop uninteresting characters. I'd lop at least 2 off right now.